Britney Spears’ New Tats and Bald Head
Written by Alyx on February 17th, 2007 in Britney Spears, Trainwrecks, celebrities.
Ah, Britney. It looks like our request for you to return to pop tart status is going unheeded.
Britney Spears was spotted yesterday in LA shaving her head - yeah, a DIY job - in a salon she demanded open up after hours:

She then departed for a tattoo shop, where ABC News reports she had “red and pink lips” inked on her wrist and perhaps some other work done. She left in a big hooded sweatshirt with her new blinged-out Jewish star around her neck. Madonna says she aspires to be like Ghandi, but Britney aspires to be like my favorite Jewish rapper Necro, I think:

(with props to x17, of course)


February 17th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Damn, I was hoping that Paris would be the one going for the bulldyke aesthetic, but hey, Britney’s okay, too!
February 18th, 2007 at 11:02 am
It looks like she’s going for the Natalie Portman look from V for Vendetta. Next she’ll be on Saturday Night Live doing gangster rap.
February 25th, 2007 at 4:28 pm
no ganster rap please!