Comments on: Psycho Astronaut Lisa Nowak’s Love Rival Colleen Shipman – Exclusive Photo!

By: Tom Smith

Tom Smith — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:23:16 +0000

I’d fuck Colleen Shipman.

By: sabelita

sabelita — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:51:33 +0000

OK, tinfoil hat off now, gotta get back to work.

But has anybody ever taken a blast in the face of pepper spray and driven off in a car? Heck, it will stop a grizzly bear – at least unless they are used to it. Presumably Colleen is not.

By: sabelita

sabelita — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:30:01 +0000

For some weird reason, I keep trying to make sense out of this train wreck. I live up here and those two live a life style that doesn’t match Colleen’s histrionics in court. And as far as locking Lisa away for life, you need a little thing called *evidence* for that. All any of us know is what the media reports.

I thought the whole story started to smell when Lisa supposedly wore a diaper so she wouldn’t have to stop. Um – even the new hybrids can’t go that far on a tank of gas. That’s what I was originally looking for (without success) because I want to buy whatever she planned to drive without stopping for nearly 1000 miles.

There was a very tragic love triangle up here around 2002 that Billy had to have known about because he’s Alaskan too – what if he mentioned it to Colleen in pillow talk (just after he called her “Lisa”), and Colleen set the whole thing up? Heck, *I* could plot it out; unfortunately, Colly botched the “dead psycho girlfriend” part. And she did set the stage by nagging Billy O about whether Lisa was going to come kill poor little her. That in itself is not normal – so boo hoo.

So did Lisa stop for gas or does she have a car I’d really like to buy? I just don’t believe the diapers bit and once you stop believing one part of the set-up, the rest starts to crumble. I hope Lisa has a good life and that the Navy lets her peacefully retire like they did for good ole Billy O.

By: Gwendolyn LaMontagne

Gwendolyn LaMontagne — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 20:07:54 +0000

Colleen Shipman is sooooooooo icky. She is beyond UGLY. She is a poor little waif. The fact that Oleforin is interested in her proves how sick he really is.

As far as Norwalk goes, I guess spoiled little princesses really can’t have anything they want.

By: WTF

WTF — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 01:40:40 +0000

Colleen aint no beauty either…

By: ILMAO

ILMAO — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 15:37:33 +0000

God she’s ugly. I wouldn’t touch her with Lothar’s diarrea-laced man-package. I could only fuck her if I’d had like a 5th of vodka and about 80 GBH tabs! FUUUUUUGLY!

By: Lothar

Lothar — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 19:47:23 +0000

A bunch of righteous indignation over some woman you all don’t know? Thanks for reminding me why I hate the Internet unless there’s lulz to be had. “How dare she, and how dare you for defending her?!” = anti-lulz

Dammit, I want moar image macros of the Crazy Astronaut Lady, and Encyclopedia Dramatica and 4chan are out of them!

By: Nonono

Nonono — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 19:32:30 +0000

The US legal system is screwed. Don’t put people away without proof, and then brag about it.