The 27th Annual Golden Raspberry Awards, taking place on February 24th, 2007, has the following nominations:

Worst Picture

‘Basic Instinct 2′
‘Little Man’
‘Lady in the Water’
‘The Wicker Man’
‘BloodRayne’

Worst Actor

Tim Allen, ‘The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause’, ‘The Shaggy Dog’, ‘Zoom’
Nicolas Cage, ‘The Wicker Man’
Larry the Cable Guy (Dan Whitney), ‘Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector’
Rob Schneider, ‘The Benchwarmers’, ‘Little Man’
Marlon & Shawn Wayans, ‘Little Man’

Worst Actress

Sharon Stone, ‘Basic Instinct 2′
Hilary Duff & Haylie Duff, ‘Material Girls’
Lindsay Lohan, ‘Just My Luck’
Kristanna Loken, ‘BloodRayne’
Jessica Simpson, ‘Employee of the Month’

Worst Screen Couple

Sharon Stone’s lopsided breasts, ‘Basic Instinct 2′
Tim Allen & Martin Short, ‘The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause’
Nicolas Cage & his bear suit, ‘Wicker Man’
Hilary & Haylie Duff, ‘Material Girl’
Shawn Wayans & either Kerry Washington or Marlon Wayans, ‘Little Man’

Worst Remake or Rip-Off

‘Little Man’
‘Pink Panther’
‘Poseidon’
‘The Shaggy Dog’
‘The Wicker Man’

Worst Prequel or Sequel

‘Basic Instinct 2′
‘Big Momma’s House 2′
‘Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties’
‘The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause’
‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning’

Worst Director

Uwe Boll, ‘BloodRayne’
Michael Caton-Jones, ‘Basic Instinct 2′
Ron Howard, ‘The Da Vinci Code’
M. Night Shyamalan, ‘Lady in the Water’
Keenan Ivory Wayans, ‘Little Man’

Worst Screenplay

‘Basic Instinct 2′
‘BloodRayne’
‘Lady in the Water’
‘Little Man’
‘The Wicker Man’

Worst Excuse for Family Entertainment

‘Deck the Halls’
‘Garfield 2: A Tail of Two Kitties’
‘RV’
‘The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause’
‘The Shaggy Dog’

Not much surprise here. Having not seen any of the movies in question, I would still guess BloodRayne to be the worst picture of the year, with Uwe Boll coming in as worst director. But then, it doesn’t really take any effort to come to that conclusion, does it? Perhaps any project involving Uwe Boll should be exempt from the Razzies. I mean, you wouldn’t expect a retard to recite Shakespeare or perform heart surgery, would you?

M. Night Shyamalan has completely lost his mind. Perhaps he should found not guilty by reason of insanity.

I really hope Tim Allen and his crappy movies win some razzies. Not only do his movies cause pain (with the sole exception of Galaxy Quest, which is good in spite of Allen), I believe they are hastening the arrival of the apocalypse. I really think the man is the antichrist that was foretold in the Book of Revelations.

As for Sharon Stone, give her a break. Her boobs aren’t bad at all, and let’s not forget she’s fricken 48 years old. You wish you looked that good at 48.

~Bill G