Courtesy of Smoking Gun:

SONAGOD
John Gorman (who lives in Sarasota - who would have thought??) knows that there is Only One Son of God. I trust he’s an expert on these things. I just hope Jesus wasn’t driving that car - can you imagine the embarrassment?

FATNGRZ
Jeeze, never offend a cop! I am curious as to what the owner’s “explanation” of the tag was. Also, in today’s age this may not be offensive. Was the owner black? Is he fat as in P-H-A-T? Does he merely like big booty girls? I want to know!

BLKPOWR
Cindy Skinner from Melbourne, Florida rightly wants to know what makes black people think they have any power? She was perfectly happy with the “separate but equal” policy, thank you very much. This is what happens when you free the slaves.

4NIKATE
“Being in the military, he is often in situations where obscenity is at it’s very peak. For him to notice this and be disgusted proved to me that I am not just being overly prudish.” Oooh, I wonder if military guys use the words “crap”, “dang-nabbit”, and “h-e-double-el-hockey-sticks” when they’re in the heat of battle!

FUCT 24-7
Speaking of being FUCT 24-7, Lynda Brutz can’t afford a typewriter or computer. She also apparently can’t read without mouthing the words.

GETN SUM
“According to the American Heritage Dictionary, ‘getting’ means to acquire and ’sum’ means the whole amount. Hence my plate could only be interpreted as ‘acquiring the whole amount’” Can I vote this guy in for president?

~Bill G