White House gates shut to the majesty that is Borat!
Written by dj kali_ma on September 29th, 2006 in Movies, culture.
White House gates shut to “Kazakh reporter” comic | Oddly Enough | Reuters.com
Shortly after Nazarbayev dedicated a statue in front of the Kazakh embassy, Borat denounced an official Kazakh publicity campaign running in U.S. magazines as “disgusting fabrications” orchestrated by neighboring Uzbekistan.
“If there is one more item of Uzbek propaganda claiming that we do not drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for baking bagels, or export over 300 tons of human pubis per year, then we will be left with no alternative but to commence bombardment of their cities with our catapults,” Borat said.
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Fresh pubis from the shores of Kazakhstan!
~dj kali_ma
September 29th, 2006 at 10:45 pm
BORAT FOR PRESIDENT!