Overstock to restate their earnings for the last several years:

I AM A BLOGGER SITH LORD SAYING BAD THINGS ABOUT OVERSTOCK. PLS TO BE SUBPOENAING ME NOW.

~Alyx

p.s. naked shorts, drugs, dead bodies and gays.

p.p.s. if you don’t get this post, read this.

Overstock.com CEO Patrick Byrne continues to break new ground as the head of a publicly traded company. In a single TV interview last week, he shocked investors by revealing that holiday sales were far below expectations, perplexed the financial crowd by talking about drugs and dead bodies being found in his trunk and initiated a verbal war with billionaire blogger Mark Cuban. This latest round of gaffes adds to a tradition for Byrne that includes admitting that he lied about being gay and a coke-head to financial analysts and initiating a program to uncover a “Sith Lord” seeking to ruin Overstock.

You can’t make this stuff up.