Michael Jackson Spotted in Robe and Veil - Yahoo! News

He was wearing an abaya, a robe with long sleeves, under which his pants, white shirt and men’s shoes could be seen. His head and face were wrapped in a black veil and he was wearing black gloves.

I wonder what his kids are like? I’m pretty sure they’re probably total fucking aliens, already. Not that it’s their fault. The most embarrassing thing my dad did fashion-wise was get piss-drunk.

I would prefer a dad that pissed himself on occasion.

The veil, abaya and gloves were of a style typically worn by conservative Bahraini women, though Jackson appeared to be wearing them to hide his identity.

Secretly, Jackson has come out and acknowledged that he is, in fact, a Bahraini woman, and has been (on the inside) since childhood… getting his first inklings of the urge sometime around the release of the Jackson Five Saturday morning cartoon.

A woman wearing an abaya, jeans and a scarf over her head that partially covered her face accompanied Jackson. She asked photographers to respect their privacy, saying they were scaring the children.

I think they would be well used to being totally terrified by now.

~dj kali_ma