Yo! FEMA Raps
Written by dj kali_ma on September 6th, 2005 in Trainwrecks, culture.
This shizzy is crizzy. Or something.
lyrics:
Disaster . . . it can happen anywhere,
But we’ve got a few tips, so you can be prepared
For floods, tornadoes, or even a ‘quake,
You’ve got to be ready - so your heart don’t break.
Disaster prep is your responsibility
And mitigation is important to our agency.
People helping people is what we do
And FEMA is there to help see you through
When disaster strikes, we are at our best
But we’re ready all the time, ’cause disasters don’t rest.
(Real media player required to hear the song.)
~dj kali_ma
(Found by Rexcityzen… thanks again, bro.)


September 6th, 2005 at 5:42 pm
*dies laughing*
September 7th, 2005 at 7:31 pm
“You gotta be ready so your heart don’t break.”
Classic.