mark morford bitchslaps the puritan work ethic
Written by dj kali_ma on August 12th, 2005 in culture.
Why Do You Work So Hard? / Is it maybe time to quit your safe job and follow your path and infuriate the establishment?
An excerpt from the article that may have saved me from a lifetime of boring drudgery:
There remains this enormous and wicked sociocultural myth. It is this: Hard work is all there is.
Work hard and the world respects you. Work hard and you can have anything you want. Work really extra super hard and do nothing else but work and ignore your family and spend 14 hours a day at the office and make 300 grand a year that you never have time to spend, sublimate your soul to the corporate machine and enjoy a profound drinking problem and sporadic impotence and a nice 8BR mini-mansion you never spend any time in, and you and your shiny BMW 740i will get into heaven.
This is the American Puritan work ethos, still alive and screaming and sucking the world dry. Work is the answer. Work is also the question. Work is the one thing really worth doing and if you’re not working you’re either a slacker or a leech, unless you’re a victim of BushCo’s budget-reamed America and you’ve been laid off, and therefore it’s OK because that means you’re out there every day pounding the pavement looking for work and honing your resume and if you’re not, well, what the hell is wrong with you?
Call it “the cafe question.” Any given weekday you can stroll by any given coffee shop in the city and see dozens of people milling about, casually sipping and eating and reading and it’s freakin’ noon on a Tuesday and you’re like, wait, don’t these people work? Don’t they have jobs? They can’t all be students and trust-fund babies and cocktail waitresses and drummers in struggling rock bands who live at home with their moms.
Of course, they’re not. Not all of them, anyway. Some are creative types. Some are corporate rejects. Some are recovering cube slaves now dedicated full time to working on their paintings. Some are world travelers who left their well-paying gigs months ago to cruise around Vietnam on a motorcycle before returning to start an import-export business in rare hookahs. And we look at them and go, What is wrong with these people?
It’s a bitter duality: We scowl at those who decide to chuck it all and who choose to explore something radical and new and independent, something more attuned with their passions, even as we secretly envy them and even as our inner voices scream and applaud and throw confetti.
For further study, read some Bob Black and his missives against work.



August 13th, 2005 at 1:09 am
Given my hectic work schedule these days, Bob Black’s world is starting to look pretty good.
However, I have to wonder if the guy isn’t a little bit off his rocker… without work, how does one get antibiotics, or live in sanitary conditions, or have air conditioning? (And I kinda think feminine deoderant is a good thing). As Michael Bolton said,
If everyone had a million dollars (in other words, not working) , there would be no-one to clean shit up
August 20th, 2005 at 1:16 am
That’s what the robots are for. I’m all for the subjugation of the non-living creatures. Just as long as they don’t get a soul or anything.
I think that here, in the 21st century, we could probably pull it off… you know, the whole everything-nasty-is-automated thing.
Maybe I’m just a blind utopianist, but I can’t stand to see talented folks wasting away in jobs they hate. Mind you, I’m just saying “jobs they hate”.
The jobs we love can stay.