F-16s for Natalee Holloway
Written by Bill G on July 4th, 2005 in TV, Trainwrecks, culture.
Dutch sends three F-16 jets to Aruba to help find Natalee Holloway

- Pretty American teen
- white and blonde
- gets 3 F-16 aircraft in addition to 24/7 media coverage

Who is this girl that she gets military aircraft? If I was missing they wouldn’t even send a Cessna.
~Bill G


July 5th, 2005 at 5:47 pm
In addition to being blonde, teenage and female, all things that you don’t have going for you, she’s also from one of the wealthiest towns in the United States, with a median income over $100K:
http://www.answers.com/topic/mountain-brook-alabama
I had no idea such things existed in Alabama. “Never too rich to fuck a pig” is probably the town motto.
July 7th, 2005 at 12:10 am
Ah, it’s the money. Now I understand.