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F-16s for Natalee Holloway

Written by Bill G on July 4th, 2005 in TV, Trainwrecks, culture.

Dutch sends three F-16 jets to Aruba to help find Natalee Holloway

Natalee Holloway

  • Pretty American teen
  • white and blonde
  • gets 3 F-16 aircraft in addition to 24/7 media coverage

F-16s

Who is this girl that she gets military aircraft? If I was missing they wouldn’t even send a Cessna.

~Bill G

2 Responses to “F-16s for Natalee Holloway”

  1. Alyx Says:

    In addition to being blonde, teenage and female, all things that you don’t have going for you, she’s also from one of the wealthiest towns in the United States, with a median income over $100K:

    http://www.answers.com/topic/mountain-brook-alabama

    I had no idea such things existed in Alabama. “Never too rich to fuck a pig” is probably the town motto.

  2. Bill G Says:

    Ah, it’s the money. Now I understand.

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