Darwin never forecasted the continued existence of Indiana
Written by Alyx on May 20th, 2005 in culture.
Elkhart, Indiana: Toddler rescued from toy vending machine
With his sleep schedule thrown off by cold medicine, 3-year-old James was awake at 3:30 Thursday morning, so he and his mom went to the Elkhart Wal-Mart. On their way out, James wanted a toy from what is commonly known as the claw machine.
James’ mother tried to get a toy out of the machine, but when the toy didn’t come out, James decided to go in.
â€He climbed up the chute and into the bin,†says mom Danielle Manges. “He was playing with all the toys and hanging from the bar like a monkey.â€
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Cold medicine? Does that mean he got into Mommy’s meth-makin’ kit?
~Alyx
May 24th, 2005 at 4:02 am
If it’s DayQuil, I’m pretty fucking certain that he’s wired enough to break into a box full of plushies.
That kid’s gonna end up on a Furry Watch List.