The Other Donald takes on The salvation army and Goodwill.
Written by The Other Donald on April 23rd, 2005 in culture.
Well Bill I finally found the best place to shop…Yep goodwill and or the salvation army. They are both the same except the stuff in the salvation army is still warm when you try it on. Like they take it off the backs of the donors right on the spot. I swear the clothes are still warm . Their prices are great and the shoe selection the best of all. It doesn’t matter if they fit either. Learned this trick from my dad…a scotchman if I ever saw one. I usually buy two shoes the same .however .on several occasions have bought a twelve and an eleven. Same shoe but different size..I simply put newspaper in the toe….good as two the same…try it…..works. Also the bigger sizes an ole sock in the front of the shoe fits and works great..be careful you don t trip though. Smaller sizes just cut the front part off and tape the toe with the same color tape…works everytime. I am telling you goodwill is great for all clothes and a wonderful place to meet women. WHo cares if they re just out of jail. no problem. Anyway Bill the pants are mostly irregular…that is come with three legs per pair..haven t figured what the third leg is for yet.ummmm. Anyway womens clothes are great too along with wigs. I made about fifty bucks last week wearing same. Most ole bastards in our town don t know the difference. SO boy hit the good will. check out salvation army. oh watch your back there. Pops.

