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James has a problem with women

Written by The Other Donald on March 22nd, 2005 in culture.

The Other DonaldJust a note that your bro James was wondering why so many women were anxious to have him fulfill their every sexual need. I did some research on this subject and Bill you and your brother definitely have a slight medical problem in the sexual field. You have to remember the Gordon clan in Scotland raped and looted throught out the Scotish highlands and actually into England and the far distant lands where the Almighty Khan ruled. The scottish impregnated many women in those days and the Gordon Clan were known as the biggest whore masters in the land.That is wenchmaster which is the same thing. Gordon TartanThey would increase their land holdings by taking young maidens and even old ones; as long as they could walk….impregnate them and give them the Gordon name. or sept. which is a term in scotland meaning part of. So you see BIll now adays one cant throw the wench across the saddle. we have back seats of cars for that. THe doctors said we have a higher testostrine level which means in Scotland big penis..It was an obligation of the Gordons to bring joy to those sad female creatures that had no one in there lives. You will have to live with the fact that the Gordon clan brings happiness to women. fat. slim all sizes. When a women desires a Gordon ; as a Gordon its your repsonsiblity to give them what they want. James tells me that he frequently has more then one woman at a time. Son I say its ok. but don t neglect the others you might meet at other times. In essence. BIll….you must get your rest and try to deal with this difficult situation as best you can. I know I do…pops.

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