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2004: The Other Donald Emails

Written by The Other Donald on August 20th, 2004 in Florida, The Other Donald, bizarre, sports.

The Other Donald
Compiled from 2004

Subject: scottish games
Date: 1/14/2004 8:55 AM

every year scottish games come to sarasota. in feb this year. i plan to visit them at sarasota fair grounds and where is winter springs at anyway. too far for me. grandma freakin this a.m . wants to go home . e t go home ha and all is well here other than that and james being broke and all .love pop

Subject: golf tourney
Date: 5/6/2004 10:31 PM

Last week a woman at my executive type golf course asked me if I would please help her and be her team mate in a golf match. This is an older crowd of golfers of above seventy five years of age and I at sixty was perhaps one of the younger ones. The lady named Maryilyn is a sweet heart but has trouble seeing and her cheap assed husband would not buy her special glasses to see with so she is running on luck i suppose and heaven forbid anyone on the same highway with her behind the wheel. She is a real good golfer but her range is limited in that is her distance she can hit the ball. OUr team finished third out of ten but the other teams were stacked with better players and only because I can hit the ball a long way inabled us to do real well. After the match we had a lunch and I bought a pitcher of beer for our table with six others there. golf beer womenMaryland drank the whole pitcher by her self and was drunk in about two swigs. I couldn t belive it….The other couple were a snobby crew and the woman went out of her way to brag about her upbringing in the Cape cod area etc. snobby bitch. anyway I went to Smith College she said and I swear to god i think Smith is a ivy league Ted Kennedy type place and I said oh I know Smith > THat school was founded by the Smith brothers. who invented cough drops. they are brothers with beards and don t they make cough drops at that school I said. that is after I had a few beers. ha. anyway she lost it and stated I insulted her and her husband and demanded an apology. Anyway Maryland threw her beer at her and I ran out the door as all hell broke loose. NEedless to say I haven t been invited back. >don.g.

Subject: pops here
Date: Fri, 20 Aug 2004 19:53:27 EDT

Yo Bill. the weaher man here in Sarasota really messed up. its coming the storm they said. no wait. its Naples. nope wait its venice. nope wait its sanibel. nope. its tampa. da. gee its in Punta gorda. nothing about orlando and you get clobbered . just goes to show you. ya never can tell. as sat nite babe said. anyway tri par mobil home safe and the alternative life style section. thats short for gay partied all day. well nothing new to say except several thousand new immigrants t ook the time to walk into usa. via mexico and now work at all the gas stations. ya never can tell. spanish book I no now the american language. which is Spanish will come in handy where ever you are. and remember buy low and sell high. later …Pops. oh Bill have several free passes to the bahamas in sept for two if your interested. seems I am there so much that they consider me a bro..

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