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2003: The Other Donald Emails

Written by The Other Donald on August 22nd, 2003 in Florida, The Other Donald, bizarre, travel.

The Other Donald

Compiled in August, 2003.

Subject: florida chill
Date: 1/8/2003

well needless to say we re freezing down here. na. got to sixty….have seriously considered moving up north. understand lots of snow and wow ;trapped like rats. anyway. shorts are the way to go. they had a sale on them at goodwill where doc. donald buys all his stuff. its still warm when you put the stuff on. some legs on pants have extra leg. what the hell is that for. anyway market down and who can figure. lots of cash to be made in illegal smuggling of immigrants. am getting older. parts are going bad and still struggling with family off spring. hell alask a is agreat new start. able labs is gonnnnna fly. and also have eye on other stuff. gold up . am down a pint myself. later. flash

Subject: lecture series by Dr. Donald
Date: 1/13/2003 4:29 PM

Listen dudes. Lina is on a roll. she knows stocks. heh. heh. just got done giving a lecture on irritable bowl syndrome at senior citizen center and it all fell into place. uncle vic is losing it. i played golf and rich a new way is natural golf. its fabulous. coldest winter in years. nineties at night and three degrees at day time. had hair transplanted and am like gold member. cmon down. whats with bahamas. flash .

Subject: golf dr. here in drag
Date: 1/30/2003

hey rich played great golf. problem. i went into the ladies bathroom by mistake as i was buying another fifty thou amfr. and wasnt paying attention and the women outside called me a perfert and a dirty ole man . i said i didnt realize and the one woman said she wished she was in there with me and was i a faggot and did i have a peanut or what ever and the management almost tossed me. but anyway i have anew method for playing golf .was eightky here today. comon down dude. oh shit am being yelled at. hehhehkeee.

Subject: hey dude. its pop..
Date: 2/12/2003

Listen forget all that bull overseas. we are outnumbered. war in one form or another is inevitable. where would one run to. no where. you re stuck dude. we are a small grain of sand in a large sea… we are outnumbered. isolationism is my idea. anyway. gordyville is alive and well. and who knows if cash is king. anyway. james. uncle vic. grandma.linda gordon (remember her) and oh d.g. are my concern and responsibility. james especially. no work . no job. no cash. no rent. and no initiative all in that order. oh. we are fine bill. ever stop to ask that question first. pops.

Subject: p.s. forty six
Date: 2/14/2003

rich grey sent me an article on a principle being busted in new york from my first school i taught at in upper harlem. The New York Post newspaper yesterday had the front page with her on it. P.S. 192 was my very first school. I had my 68 vw. set on fire there so it has a special place in my heart. Anyway. New YOrk post is a great spot on your computer; its easy to find. more later and whats the weather. flash.

Subject: message from a relative named donald
Date: 7/29/2003 10:03pm

Hi Bill.remember us or any of us .heh .heh. need a car fixed. need a mower. need some extra bucks. need a good meal. need a dog watcher. why .call sarasota wealth finders. ha. na. whatsssssssssss uppppppppppppp.. called a couple of times; however. in the pecking order. the rooster is last….that is until the bread runs out. anyway james had his wallet stolen etc. ma s in new york and pops is rocking in batcherhood and lovin it. hope your well and man my stocks are smoking. found out more info on ancestory trace etc. fabulous stuff on census.. toyota just returned from james. incidentally he has a gun and lets see on the weed . deals with unsavory folks and is your typical all american boy. and listen bill do me a favor. CALLLLLLL YOUR MOTHER ONCE IN A WHILE . SHE D LIKE TO HEAR A WORK ONCE IN AWHILE. anyway best call her at nite. she comes back next tues. later. pop…….

Subject: kayaks and me
Date: 8/3/2003 5:16 PM

just a short note to tell all my homeys that I took a kayak trip to Ft.Desoto park near St Pete .Fla. well it was awesome. I strongly suggest to all my brothers and sisters. ; thats my ole harlem talk ; to pursue kayaking. pardon my spelling. I am not on the pipe….Anyway; i
placed my vessel. ha. no or yes. its your call into the gulf of mexico with its clear blue waters and paddled my butttttt off. what little butt I have. It is a great activity. I strongly recommend it. AnywaY THE FORT WAS BUILT IN 1898 AND IS A FABULOUS PLACE HERE IN FLA AND NOT FAR AWAY . One woman asked me what is that I am paddling and I tried to tell her the new boats let you sit on top of the kayak as a surf board. I told her flash man is afraid of bridges and [paddles across all open bodies no i mean areas of water. anyway. dr. donald says please America try a kayak once. my secret buddy told me about them and man they are cool. weigh about fifty stone and lets get with the program. later . Dr. Donald

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